Dear:
[ ] Nub
[ ] Lamer
[ ] AOLer
[ ] Self righteous git
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Elvis
[ ] Fanboi
[ ] Freak
[ ] Scientologist
[ ] Socialist
[ ] Bible-thumper
[ ] Anonymous coward
[ ] McDonalds employee
[ ] Bnet Kiddie
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted "YOU ALL SUCK/THIS SUCKS" message
[ ] You said "/sign" to something
[ ] You said "/agree" to something
[ ] You suck
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[ ] Your sig/alias/name sucks
[ ] You made up slang then used it in a message
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] Everyone hates you
[ ] You posted to more than four threads on different forums simultaneously
[ ] You were imposing your religious beliefs on others
[ ] You posted something really stupid
[ ] You tried to blame others for your stupidity
[ ] you incorrectly assumed unwarranted moral or intellectual superiority
[ ] you are posting an anonymous attack
[ ] you used 1337speak and therefore deserve no respect
[ ] you posted a leaving message without specifying stuff rights
[ ] you posted a 1 sided rant
[ ] you asked for an i win button
[ ] you are using bright large text of varying colours in your posts
[ ] its fun
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Give up your email account
[ ] Bust up your keyboard with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[ ] Spend an hour in Barrens general chat
[ ] Become Aeus? love slave
[ ] Print your home phone number in your adverts
[ ] Give me your stuff
[ ] Slam your fingers in a desk drawer repeatedly
[ ] Submit yourself to Onyxia for punishment
[ ] Marry Stitches
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Bite me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Your momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Take your crap somewhere else
[ ] Learn to post or sod off
[ ] Do us all a favor and crawl into some industrial machinery
[ ] learn2play
[ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
[ ] Kthxbye
[ ] n00b
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Nub
[ ] Lamer
[ ] AOLer
[ ] Self righteous git
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Elvis
[ ] Fanboi
[ ] Freak
[ ] Scientologist
[ ] Socialist
[ ] Bible-thumper
[ ] Anonymous coward
[ ] McDonalds employee
[ ] Bnet Kiddie
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted "YOU ALL SUCK/THIS SUCKS" message
[ ] You said "/sign" to something
[ ] You said "/agree" to something
[ ] You suck
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[ ] Your sig/alias/name sucks
[ ] You made up slang then used it in a message
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] Everyone hates you
[ ] You posted to more than four threads on different forums simultaneously
[ ] You were imposing your religious beliefs on others
[ ] You posted something really stupid
[ ] You tried to blame others for your stupidity
[ ] you incorrectly assumed unwarranted moral or intellectual superiority
[ ] you are posting an anonymous attack
[ ] you used 1337speak and therefore deserve no respect
[ ] you posted a leaving message without specifying stuff rights
[ ] you posted a 1 sided rant
[ ] you asked for an i win button
[ ] you are using bright large text of varying colours in your posts
[ ] its fun
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Give up your email account
[ ] Bust up your keyboard with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[ ] Spend an hour in Barrens general chat
[ ] Become Aeus? love slave
[ ] Print your home phone number in your adverts
[ ] Give me your stuff
[ ] Slam your fingers in a desk drawer repeatedly
[ ] Submit yourself to Onyxia for punishment
[ ] Marry Stitches
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Bite me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Your momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Take your crap somewhere else
[ ] Learn to post or sod off
[ ] Do us all a favor and crawl into some industrial machinery
[ ] learn2play
[ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
[ ] Kthxbye
[ ] n00b
[ ] All of the above
