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Real Name: Willy Wonka
Handle : Virem
Alternate handles: Mini-Everything
Residence: Charlie's Chocolate Factory
Age: 120 (that's like a teenager to us ompaa lompaas)
Occupation: I work the caramel canal in Charlie's Chocolate Factory
Favorite game(s): Micromachines racing
Least favorite game(s): Big Game Hunting
Games played in past: I like all games. They make me feel like a big man.
Favorite movie(s): SMALL Time Crooks by Woodie Allen
Most memorable gaming experience(s)? First time I ate a mushroom in Super Mario Brothers and GREW TWICE MY SIZE!
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What you would do if you won the lottery? Buy platform shoes and move permanently into the It's A SMALL World After All ride at Disneyland.
Hobbies (other than gaming)? Rescuing Smurfette from Gargamel.
Quote: Small things come in small condoms.
Any other stupid shit you want the world to know about you? I once tried to hang myself from a door knob but my mom saw me and cut me down.... oh ya.. I'M SMALL.
Real Name: Willy Wonka
Handle : Virem
Alternate handles: Mini-Everything
Residence: Charlie's Chocolate Factory
Age: 120 (that's like a teenager to us ompaa lompaas)
Occupation: I work the caramel canal in Charlie's Chocolate Factory
Favorite game(s): Micromachines racing
Least favorite game(s): Big Game Hunting
Games played in past: I like all games. They make me feel like a big man.
Favorite movie(s): SMALL Time Crooks by Woodie Allen
Most memorable gaming experience(s)? First time I ate a mushroom in Super Mario Brothers and GREW TWICE MY SIZE!
.
What you would do if you won the lottery? Buy platform shoes and move permanently into the It's A SMALL World After All ride at Disneyland.
Hobbies (other than gaming)? Rescuing Smurfette from Gargamel.
Quote: Small things come in small condoms.
Any other stupid shit you want the world to know about you? I once tried to hang myself from a door knob but my mom saw me and cut me down.... oh ya.. I'M SMALL.